Dirty Rotten Thief

Starry doesn't have much money, but when a friend sent her a beautiful painting, she hung it in her bedroom to jazz up the place. Unfortunately, she got robbed of her precious painting. The cops showed up in plenty of time to stop the scum, but decided to do nothing.

"Don't take my painting!"

"Excuse me, is the owner home? I have to tell her we didn't catch the thief."